the life of @hawkrives

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

Guys

sinkslowthroughthenotes:

robbieggg:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon

This is the first one I’ve reblogged, but I love all these. Either they’re awesome, or fucking hilarious. 

This ones my favourite.

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wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

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kathykatinahat:

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

…did you really say that in Spanish? Really?

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darkwingsnark:

rattledmachine:

I had art block so rusty said to do the pokemon thing and this adorable little fuck happened….. I had to draw it.

…I want that to be a real pokemon now. That’s adorable.

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amelia9009:

edwardspoonhands:

tessaviolet:

itseasytoremember:

lizzythegraceful:

bartybuns:

mycatsaregay:

catswithbenefits:

This is the new “MOVI” camera stabilizer that has the possibility to rapidly change the film industry

check it out

was i just turned on by a camera

OH MY GOD 

Oh my FUCK.

dying.

Option 1 - Build a $5,000,000 technological marvel. 

Option 2 - Strap it to a chicken

woah

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kennacle:

BYE

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parislemon:

Okay then. (at Garden District)

moreboringthanwheelofmonotony:

THIS IS REALLY NEAT.

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suztan:

karkatcest:

laprus:

im setting myself on fire goodbye 

Lets play a game called ‘what are the chances the author wonders why he can’t get a girlfriend’

*continues trend of self-immolation*

Friends agree, the originator of this needs to die get to know women better—or something.

kakunahugs:

chaotic-butt:

dave-stridlediddle:

And now its all in one post

HUZZAH

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

who here is sick of me reblogging this?

Everyone?

TOO BAD ALL ONE POST

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caro:

hammocktoes:

dogandagarden:

frolicingintheforest:

Maggie is an adventurer.  

Maggie is the best woods cat I’ve ever had. She followed us for five miles in the wilderness. She stayed right with us the whole time. She had never been in the depths with us, and she enjoyed it sooo much! She frolicked around, on mossy logs, climbing on trees, and looking over cliff edges. Even climbing them. She’s my little hiking buddy. And, the sweetest cat I’ve ever known. I’m glad I have such a precious kitty in my life! She means the world to me! (: 

Reblogging for Brooke and Nora. 

aw, what a sweetie! 

Reblogging because HIKING KITTY.

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